With periodic doses of wibbily-wobbily-timey-wimey-stuff.

With periodic doses of wibbily-wobbily-timey-wimey-stuff.







Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Save The Red Pandas



The Red Panda is a small mammal native to the Eastern Himalayas and South-Central China. Slightly larger than a house cat, they have red-brown fur on their backs, black fur on their chests, and a red-white striped pattern on their long furry tails. Their diet is mostly Bamboo, but they are omnivorous, so they also eat eggs, bugs, birds, berries, flowers, and small mammals. They are mostly nocturnal, but they can be known to be active during the day. They are currently classified as vulnerable, with a population of fewer than 10,000 adults. Their habitat is primarily temporate forrests dense with bamboo, and they cannot tolerate temperatures greater than 77 degrees fahrenheit. Their behavior is very similar to that of a cat. when they feel threatened, they will often run away and try climbing trees to escape predators. when cornered they stand on their hind legs and make themselves look bigger, and defend themselves with their sharp front claws.





The red Panda is vulnerable because of competition with livestock and deforrestation in the regions of asia where they live. Though competing livestock doesn't eat the bamboo, it does trample the bamboo, leaving less for the Red Pandas to eat. They also have a very low birthrate, usually single or twin births every gestation period of 150 days.










To help with conservation we need to survey red panda behaviour and habitats in the wild to be able to understand how to protect them better in the wild.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

There's also a really coked-up puppy.

My job is so freaking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with :

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but fuuuuuuck is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in the heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the freaking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s 22. He dresses like a beatnick throwback from the 1960′s, and to make things worse, he brings his enormous dog to work. Every freaking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these fuck-tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.

Friday, June 10, 2011

X-men: First Class

“X-Men: First Class:” No. Not going to happen this time. I shelled out money for both “X-Men 3″ and “Wolverine,” and you know what? I’m done. Fool me once, you can’t get fooled again or something like that. I don’t care who’s in it, or who directed it…what? The guy who did “Kick Ass?” Damn it. Here. Here’s my wallet, Marvel. Just take it.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

BTW science is a verb now

Hey! You're awesome, So maybe if I rub you on my face i'll live forever!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

how to build a flame thrower

Building a Flamethrower:
Step 1: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
You're doing it anyways? *sigh* All right...
Step 2:Trust the internet to teach you how to build something that will just as likely explode as shoot flames.
Step 3:Build a fucking flamethrower.

More details to come...

Friday, June 3, 2011

VlogBrothers

I have decided to go back and watch all of the vlogbrothers videos. A pilgrimage, if you will.

BTW
I will also take Hank Greens Annual survey.

1-6: the same as always, you already know the answers.
Q7: how long have you known hank and Katherin?
A7:I have known (of) Hank since October, 2011, and Katherine for the hour-and a half i've been watching the original Brotherhood 2.0 videos.

Q8:What do you Want from us?
A8: just enough to get by

Q9-11:What are you doing? How Much longer will you be doing it? Why?
A9-11: Writing a book. Until its done. It make me feel less insignificant

Q12:What do you want to be doing?
A12:Getting A's in at least half my classes next year

Q13:What is next in your life?
A13:two years of high school and then college

Q14: How are you doing?
A14:Very well, thanks for asking

Q15: what is the best book you read this year?
A15:A Game of Thrones by George Martin

Q16:Describe a perfect day.
A16:Wake up at 8:00 after long nights sleep, Write at least 100 words, go to a movie with a friend, go on a walk, Play a video game, go on the internet, then go to bed.

Q17:Assuming that all thing come to an end, how will humans go extinct?
A17:Nuclear war

Q18:How do you feel about having kids?
A18: i love kids but i dont have any money

Q19a:Ask an answer your own question.
Q19b: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
A19a: I DON'T HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO TALK TO WOMEN IN PUBLIC.

Q20:What does ambrozzo taste like?
A20: Hopes and Dreams

Q21:If you were a Cliche, what Cliche would you be?
A21:

Q22: What is your least favorite part of any given day?
A22: Writers block.

Q23: Do you enjoy Science fiction?
A23: Yes, very much

Q24:Cheese or Chocolate?
A24: Chocolate.

Q25:What was your first concert?
A25: one of my friends brothers' band, "My Lady 4"

Q26:Where would you live if you could live any where?
A26: On a Greek beach.

Q27: Invisibility or time travel?
A27: Time Travel

Q28:If you could start a business that would be instantly successful, what would it be?
A28: "THIS COMPANY CURES CANCER, ltd."

Q29: What is wrong with the world?
A29: Money.