BREAKING NEWS:
It's official: Hosni Mubarak has abandoned his position as President of Egypt and fled Cairo after one and a half weeks of civil unrest. Vice President Omar Suleiman announced that Mubarak had stepped down and that the Egyptian military would assume control of the nation's affairs in the short term. Jubilant celebrations broke out in Tahrir Square at the news.
Again, much joy and jubilation.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Something about a bowl of soup...
This weekend millions of people were rewarded for yelling at the T.V. for three and half hours. The Steelers almost had it in the last quarter, but they tripped up just short of the first down.
In other news, computers are playing Jepardy! and winning!
In other news, computers are playing Jepardy! and winning!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Hard work is your friend. Also Mountain Dew.
Why work hard when you can simply get by?
I gets you into a better school, thats why. Quit being so daft. Harvard and Caltech and Yale and MIT don't just let in any one who asks. YOU GOTS TO WORK FOR YOUR DEGREE.
Also , isn't it great to live in a city with such reliable roads? THAT MEANS NO SNOW DAYS. EVER. SIX FEET OF SNOW AND WE'LL STILL BE LEARNIN'. Not really. At least I hope not. That would suck.
I gets you into a better school, thats why. Quit being so daft. Harvard and Caltech and Yale and MIT don't just let in any one who asks. YOU GOTS TO WORK FOR YOUR DEGREE.
Also , isn't it great to live in a city with such reliable roads? THAT MEANS NO SNOW DAYS. EVER. SIX FEET OF SNOW AND WE'LL STILL BE LEARNIN'. Not really. At least I hope not. That would suck.
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