Particle accelerators give me a hadron.

I´m reading a book about anti-gravity, can’t put it down. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side. A group of three variable equations walk into an airport bar: The bouncer asks "You all together?" The equations reply: "Yes, we all met on a plane." Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive. A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink. The bartender says "For you, no charge."